After less than a minute he filled my mouth with one of his biggest loads ever - and I swear he came for longer than that. It might well have been en...ugh to substitute for the missing mayo. Not that I could stomach the idea. Fortunately it all happened so quickly our burgers were still nice and warm as we sat down to eat them, along with a third beer each.As we were dropping our dishes in the sink he gave me a playful look, grabbed a bottle of chocolate syrup out of the cupboard, pulled down. Red Riding Hood (notice I didn’t call her Little Red Riding Hood—there’s no way you could call her Little in any way, shape or form if you know what I mean) was in the same place I’d left her when I closed the door. I grabbed her arm, pulled her inside and let the door slam shut behind us.“Paul, I thought Aman—”“It’s Hannah, right?”She nodded. “I’m sorry if I—”“Let’s get one thing clear, okay, Hannah. This isn’t a date. You’re next on Amanda’s list. That’s all. Yes, I’ll accompany you to The. She was still kneeling and facing the wrong way, and instinctively her arm shot out into my lap, and onto my groin area. I had until that moment not realised that my penis had swollen into a semi erection, and now my embarrassment was complete with Jackie totally aware of my condition."Oops. sorry, Steve" she said. "I lost my balance"I glanced in the rear view mirror and saw that my wife was leaning back with her eyes closed, and had not noticed what had just happened."Naughty you" I said, and. “Stinky is what happens when you don’t shower for two days,” he laughed, watching me sit up in bed.“You know I love you, Liam. You're my best brother,” I said to him, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek as I got out of bed.“I'm your only brother, idiot!” he rolled his eyes at me.“Lucky me,” I grinned, going to the bathroom.Start of summer vacations meant jobs for both Liam and I during the three months of freedom from school, and that wasn’t something I was exactly looking forward to. Dad.