Many thanks to J & B for the following.Politically Correct Christmas MusicI saw that some radio stations are refusing to play “Baby It’s Cold Outs...de,” because a handful of hysterical people have lost their minds.Why stop there? Here are some other holiday classics that should also definitely be banned...I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: condones cheatingThe Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriationHolly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me?. She got up to her feet only to fall back on her chair. "Whoops..." she giggled. "I'm feeling dizzy" she added. "You've had quite a few drinks, Jen. Let me help you outside" Paigesaid. Paige helpled Jenny up to her feet and went outside. "Listen, I don't want to leave you alone like this. Let me drive youback home" "You'd do that, Paige? For me" said Jenny, with a Bambi like look. She then hugged the busty redhead. "My car is at the back" Paige said as she helped Jenny move on hertoes. "Darn.The. "Well on this particular night, Fletcher was making a hell of a racket about two men going at it. He was jeering stuff like, 'Did they teach ya how to do this in that posh boys' school you went to?! How to shove yer little pinkie dick into a stinky brown poop-hole?!'"He was wanking himself off – making it obvious he was – shouting stuff about what the guy's wife would think if she saw her straight-laced hubby going at it behind a fat hairy bloke who was bending over. 'Havin' to watch your tiny. You know. I mean I'm straight. I sucked some dick when I was serving my time, but no guy ever got up my ass."?? ? "That's fine. Not to worry. I can teach you all you need to know to succeed in the male modeling industry. Spread those legs wider. My God your dick is fat and meaty looking. Really beautiful. You have a girlfriend you say?"??? ? "I had a girlfriend. I really loved her too. We had all these plans and stuff, and ...but that was before. Before I got arrested. Now, she won't look at.