1 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?Marry It!2 What is the difference between a battery and a woman?A battery has a positive side.3 How do you ma...e 5 pounds of fat look good?Put a nipple on it.4 Why do women fake orgasms?Because they think men care.5 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong?Made her chain too long.6 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever. . you wouldn’t do that would you?” Jayne asked her.Sandra laughed. “Probably not. But if I was ten years younger, I might well be tempted.”It was Jayne’s turn to say ‘wow.’“Would Tom let you do a thing like that?” Steve asked.“Steve,” she answered. “These are female-led relationship. If I wanted to have a child with another man, Tom would have to go along with it.”“But... “Sandra leant over to get closer to him. “That is the ultimate cuckolding act for a husband, Steve.”He swallowed hard. “But. It was totally coveredby red, black, & blue marks. Even her cunt & asshole had turned this waysomewhat too.All during this time the guys had also been fucking the hell out of Becky &the other gal too. Both of them were oozing cum everywhere & were covered byit too.After we finished spanking Angel I then told the girls to come over to her 1at a time & let Angel lick them clean. I also told the guys to start fuckingAngels asshole for awhile as she was still tied over this chair. I knew thatfrom. The first time I heard this, I laughed, "We're eighteen year olds! How can a few teachers that can't even run stop us from having our sexual fantasies come true?" It was crazy, especially since a few of my friends had already started planning who it was going to be with and where it was going to happen. I just kept to myself, since my boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, rather, couldn't make it. He had left already to go to his new life. Leaving me behind. I stare out the window of the bus that is taking.