"So Joe, sweetie how was your day?" Lana asked as she took a bite to eat. Then slowly wrapped her full red lips around a straw she had placed in her d...ink."Well you know mom pretty average, nothing special" Joe stammered for the answer not knowing what his mother was possibly hinting at wanting to know."Well that is good. Oh and Steve sweetie you really need to fix our shower. Poor Joe here came home early and walked in on me showering in his."Joe sits there silent as his face turns a deeper. “Last message.”Even before that beep, I had begun to strip. After a quick shower and shave, I dressed in something comfortable but nice as opposed to something either/or. I gave Charlie Hitler {white cat with a black marking beneath his nose and a very not pleasant personality) a scratch behind his ears and a bowl of kitty crunchies to last the night. In the twenty minutes since receiving the message, I was heading out the door.I drove the few blocks over to my favourite grocers with a cheerful. I was lying, on my bed, completely naked, on hand in my pussy, the other on my breasts when I heard someone speak."Well this is truly a sexy sight," The person said.I freaked out, shut my computer, and covered myself with a blanket before looking up. It was Brandon. He was wearing no shirt and some shorts. There was a bulge sticking out. I knew he was hard."What are you doing in my room?" I asked, knowing where this was going.He smiled. "Just enjoying the show,"To this day I don't know what. I was going to ask her. That night was a warm early October evening, and Kelly was babysitting her little sister. When I got home from practice that Wednesday (it was a long weekend) I saw her playing with the toddler in the back yard. Even though I was sweaty and smelled like a locker room I decided to head over before I lost my nerve. I hopped the fence cleanly, but tripped over a sprinkler head and fell. Great. That's me, Mr. Smooth. I got up and brushed off my white muscle shirt and.