Mom said that it just wasn’t fair after all the years. Uncle Ed said that life wasn’t fair but that she had agreed to the situation before she had...married his brother.I stepped out of sight when Uncle Ed left but stepped back into the doorway when the front door slammed. Mom looked up at me and just started crying. She sobbed and told me that she had warned Uncle Ed that I would be home soon and that he should leave but he wouldn’t.I walked over to mom as she continued to kneel on the rug and. I have no wives at the moment." At the moment?" I hope to change that soon," he said gently."And would all these still be here?" she asked, realising that he was, as she would have put it, proposing to her."Of course," he replied, knowing what was coming."Then I'll be back off to Ireland as soon as maybe, if you please. I'll not live in a heathen den such as this. Sure 'tis one thing to indulge a little before marriage, doesn't everybody do that, but this is truly mortal sin." I won't attempt. "Hey Louise, come here, let Rob compare."Louise shook her head but the class goaded her and she buried her face in her hands."What's going on?" Mr Clarke asked as he closed the open door behind him."We are asking the guys whether they prefer my shaven crotch to Louise's bush but she doesn't want to show them to compare. Bit mean, as she started it," Sarah gushed and the teacher smiled."Well we do need to cover comparisons and statistics, so why not. Louise, please undress."Sarah smiled. She. "I'm pleased to see that you are dressed as a girl, and may I say, a very convincing one at that!" she said. "Your mother's appearance indicates that your parents fully support your punishment being meted out to you for stealing. In fact, I believe you've brought back some of my property." I looked down to eye the white satin tutu, which I'd laid on my lap and coughed uneasily before finding my voice after a dig in the ribs from Mum. "Yes Madame, I'm afraid it is." I hope you realise Billy,.