We arrived in Maine on a Wednesday night to my mom and dad waiting for us at the airport. My wife, son and I saw them as soon as we came off the plane...and everyone was excited. My wife because she loves my parents and always enjoys being around them. My son because he gets to see his grandma and grandpa, and myself, well there is only one reason I get excited and that is because my mom was there. She was wearing her business outfit with a tight white shirt covered by an open jacket and a nice. Ich musste heute Vormittag viel Zeit tot schlagen und dieWohnung war in Ordnung. Es gab doch nichts zu tun, da bin ich eben etwasspazieren gegangen und wollte eigentlich shoppen." Und bist dabei zuf?llig zur Kosmetikerin gestolpert. Kind, wie schaffstdu es nur in so kurzer Zeit, dir st?ndig neue weibliche Tugendenanzueignen, die dir keiner gezeigt hat. Das war bestimmt teuer, ich musswohl dein Taschengeld erh?hen." Dagegen habe ich nichts, Mam, aber teuer war das Ganze auch nicht. Ichhabe. “Buster…”“Three hundred.”“Huh?”“Three hundred smackers.”I watched him pull out the money and lay it on the dresser. He sat back down and got comfortable, ankles crossed, hands folded on his lap, knees nervously rocking, cheesy grin on his face.The rent for this dingy studio was cheap yet still too expensive for this working gal. Those “smackers” would be a good portion of it.I laughed and sighed again. Then I reached around the back of my head, grabbed the scrunchie holding my hair, and pulled. "In any case, you're too busy ogling to listen." Am not." He waggled his finger at her, pretending to be stern, and not doing too well. "Despite reports to the contrary, men can multitask. They just generally choose not to. By God, you are gorgeous, you know that?" See what I mean?" No, no. Salt. I heard. But what for?" Well, it's sort of your first lesson. Wait!. Please don't move. Not yet." I was just going to have a closer look." Well, don't." It's kinda like a crop circle." That's no.