"Hey dad, look at what Mom texted me", she said, showing me the following:"WIFE:WashIronFuckEtcetera"Sandy continued, "She said that it's pretty much ...n the money. I think it's a hoot"I paused, measuring my words. "Honey," I began, "You know your Mom doesn't ... iron, right?"The rest of the weekend passed uneventfully enough, as there are always chores needed to keep my home as I wanted it. Once I finished the yard work, I wanted to go shooting, so I unlimbered the reloading press, and set up. I put her collar on and attached a leash and said bend over and I took a jeweled ended butt plug and pushed in her ass. She did not even squirm any but she stood and said thank you sir. I let her wear some sandals and we walked down and as we walked she received the eye from the females and the males. As she is 5' 10" 36d about 135 lbs. as we walked a little further past the large pool we turned and we saw a large line and we walked and asked a guy what was happening he said thatntheirnwere two. ’ I stood there looking at him, he was soaking wet and shivering, I think he was crying but it was hard to tell. ‘Lucy, I love you and I really think we could have something amazing, if you can just forgive me for being a gigantic tosser.’ ‘I wouldn’t say gigantic exactly, huge maybe, but not gigantic.’ He smiled, that cute half smile that attracted me to him in the first place. ‘Andy, why didn’t you tell me?’ ‘I’m not exactly proud of my status as a walking disaster.’ I wanted to grab him. ”“Why the fuck is that asshole even here?” I asked.“Because he is my boss, but that doesn’t make him god,” Gray explained.“Keep his ass out of a firefight. He might be a victim of friendly fire,” I said. “I will tell you this. My first mission is to take down two asshole thugs from Chechnya. They are naturalized citizens now, so you can’t just deport them. They are the brothers Kalashnikov to me, since I can’t pronounce their names. I’m going to take their cell apart. That is mission number.