..because I have every intention of physically pleasuring like a woman."His Adam's apple bobbed as he gulped for air. His reaction made me giggle and ...leased me greatly.After an hour of good cheer we were invited to take our seats amongst the different tables. Daddy put his hand on my waist as we made our way to our table. Slowly, he slid his hand down my waist onto my butt possessively. Primordially, he was warning every other male in the room that my ass belonged to him. Smiling, I felt. ... and that was when Emily and Donna realized that Michelle was staring at them like they’d each suddenly sprouted a second head. Or turned into aliens. Or both.Also, it was when Emily and Donna realized that Michelle – unlike them – wasn’t pregnant.Oh, wait, Emily thought idly, as she’d watched Michelle’s eyes start to bulge and burn with rage, and her hands ball up into tight, white-knuckled fists, Jack... didn’t knock all of us up?Huh.For some reason, Emily had simply assumed that was part. Each of her friends pass by my upturned ass and examine me as if they were doctor interns at a hospital.My wife puts the small strapon harness on and lubes it up, she spreads some lube on my ass and settles the head right at the entrance. She slides the purple intruder into my ass. Slowly it works it's way my ass sending waves of pleasure through my entire body. She has it fully inserted and pauses for a few seconds before she reverses her thrust. Before pulling all of the way out she pushes in. So I decided to apply for jobs - any job. I sent my CV to various companies, and I was sure I’d be rejected the moment they read it, because my references told I’d been fired from my previous job. Amidst the clouds of hopelessness, a ray emerged.I received a mail. The mail said that I was to be interviewed for a vacant post at a law firm, that I had to report to the given address the following morning, if interested. Of course I was interested, you motherfuckers. I broke the news to Stella on.