We would go down the slide with her sitting on my lap and crash into a jumbled heap at the bottom laughing our fool heads off.One especially fun thing...was to play tag on the monkey bars. I would give her a head start and then climb up to try to catch her. Once I tagged her I would take off across the bars trying to avoid her pursuit. If she didn't catch me in less than a minute I would slow down and allow her to tag me. Her tags were creative but not as blatant as in the pool. As a result I. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute... ‘ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful, ‘ it was now ‘cute.’She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said,. " But it's true," Richard replied trying to look affronted but not succeeding very well."Details then or no more kisses!" What? Now she turns out to be a Spartan woman."Deborah giggled and pecked him on the cheek. "Never!" she said. "It would destroy me so please tell me." She batted her eyelashes at him."OK," laughed Richard and told her of his conversation with Neil. "He used to be in the Army," he added, "which, I think, is how he and Geoffrey know each other." Well, I think it was a. " I had no intention of stopping. I licked and probed with my tongue, never venturing more than a couple inches from her ass hole for nearly twenty minutes. One at a time, I let my hands push under her blouse and pushed her bra up, took a handful of her hanging titties and began to knead them, gently at first and then harder. One of her hands ran up my inner thigh and her fingers wrapped around my cock and she held on, never stopping her commentary "yes, honey, that feels so good, please don't.