Tila Vichare “Rande kas vatatay ata,tujhya aaichi pucchi hi tar shuruwat ahe”Ti radat mhnali”Saheb suruwatila thod dukhl pn nantar maja Ali Sahe... tumhi majhe Jeevan ch badlun taklay majha navara tar nusta aat Baher karto majhya pucchi madhe aj mala khari maja yetey” ata me tiche haat pay bed la bandhun takle ani Tila ulti zopavali.Mag me ek danda anla hota ekdum jaad me Tila sangutle”tondatun ek jari awaj ala tari tujhi gaand geli aaj” mag me tichya gaandiar danda Maru laglo Tila sangitlya mule. “Sure. What do you want to know?”Ellen turned serious. The discussion in the green room had covered this. Corinne had said she was sick of dealing with Hollywood hypocrites, and the movie was her goodbye and ‘kiss my ass’ final statement. As a result, she no longer cared about appropriate behavior, or keeping up appearances, or anything else that polite society was supposed to do.“Well, first of all, when I watched the movie, (which, I have to tell you was an amazing work), it seemed that that. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds “In the jungle, there’s millions of them”.A super-hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”. The priest says “Tell me dear, what’s on your mind?” “Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby”. The priest says “It’s okay, just. Roy then insisted that he buy them all a meal. He seemed to have forgotten the argument on the seventh tee. Matt couldn't forget it. He hated Roy.After the meal, Matt drove Jerry home and they settled their private bet.'I thought I had you for a while there, Matt. But you came back strong, as always.''Better luck next time, Jerry.'Jerry retrieved his clubs from the boot and then came back around to speak to his friend. 'I thought you'd blown it this afternoon, Matt.''What d'you mean?''With.