“More chairs then?” said my dad, who had come inside to see what the delay was. “Hi guys, come in. Ooooh, more cake! I was worried there.”I un...erstand there are people who don’t like their family, who avoid them, or at least try to limit exposure. I’ve heard stories of drunk relatives starting fist fights, of feuds that lasted for decades or even until death. And I’m really glad my family is nothing like that, because family is everything to me. Family and friends, I might add. I don’t really. I know it sounds crazy, but that is what happened in the store when I fell over backwards. That's how I knew your name. And just a minute ago,when I touched you, I knew that you were a law clerk for a federal judge and that you were a law student at Wake Forest." She looked at me strangely and skeptically. "Look, it is no stranger than you dropping to your knees in the middle of the grocery store and suddenly calling me Master is it?" I said. "Unless you did something to. Wewent to a family restaurant for dinner where I saw some of myclassmates, but they didn't recognize me dressed as I was. I was filledwith emotions ranging from elation to terror, frustration to glee. Iate my dinner quietly, and neither Dad nor Mom made a fuss about how Iwas dressed. Back at home I went to my room to once again look in themirror so I could see the girl that haunted my dreams and had alwayswanted out.From that day on, no mention was made of my desires, but occasionally,as I got. As soon as I had climbed into bed I realised that though I had kept my shirt on, she had not; then she cuddled up to warm me and my hand had found its way to her groin accidentally at first. She had reacted, I was on the point of apologising when she put my hand back and told me it was relaxing. So now as I learnt the finer points of etiquette, I was stroking her and had the feeling that was not as far as she was willing to go.“But, when a man marries, is he not expecting a, you know, a v-”“A.