. I’m kind of tired?”She got behind me, as I fell asleep.Something woke me up, I had my hands full of Marie, so I didn’t bother.There it was aga...n and I opened my eyes and saw Aunt Christine looking at me. Her face turned into a smile as she said, “I think Marie had forgotten I was coming over today. Have her call me Rich. She told me about your date tonight, it looks like you two couldn’t wait!”“Sorry, I must’ve worn her out—we talked about you earlier,” I said.“Who are you talking to. I had seen Ruth a few times, she seemed quite keen, but I'm afraid I was just using her as a sperm bank. Anyway she was around my flat one evening where I had the intention of making a deposit inside her then kicking her out, when Simon and June turned up with their wedding and honeymoon pictures. Ruth hadn't seen them yet so I had to endure and hour of smiling family and friends. When we got to the honeymoon, things picked up, for there was June spilling out of her small bikini in a very eye. I saw this film once where the butler hypnotises all the staff of the big house for his sexual pleasure. I wanked over that thought for weeks. Then I thought, perhaps I could learn to do that. I spent a fruitless week in the local library looking for a good book.Then I was at this Car Boot sale where I found an old medical volume on psychiatry, it had a whole chapter on clinical hypnotises. This was the real stuff, not Hollywood fiction. I studied this book for weeks, saying out loud the words. He would visibly shudder anytime JJ would transition into Polish. Mom was consistently nudging JJ anytime he spoke Polish. I could tell he was doing it on purposeRandy and Randall were suspiciously quiet in their anti-Polish rhetoric during dinner.This was going to blow up quickly and spectacularly. Somehow, we shockingly made it through dinner without any blood on the table. I logged it as a success.Grandfather and I were sitting on the back deck having a beer after dinner.“So other than the.