..." Helen handed Tommy the foil package and as he was looking it over, she asked, "Have you ever used one before, Tom!?!" "He shook his head from sid... to side indicating that he hadn't, and then added, "You see, Alicia, that's my girl friend, and I have this thing we do during sex and a condom would prevent us from doing it!!!" "I know," Mis Boyer replied, "she told me, but if I could show you another fun thing to try, would you give it a shot!?!" After thinking over for a second or two, Tommy. As I was reading a story about the First Contact War, my personal communicator beeped twice and Doctor Chakwas voice rang out, "Commander, I have your medication ready for you. With your permission, I'll bring it to your room right away." That's fine, Doc," I answered tiredly. "I'll unlock the door for you."Lately I've been needing stress relief medication (according to the Doctor). Although I never really felt a need for it, Chakwas insisted and I've been taking the pills on a regular basis. I. I don’t want that. Not at all. Never will.I didn’t mind housework and things, but when he said I was legal now and needed to do more around the house, more around the bedroom, more around them, I just fell into myself. He said think about it. He said I was cute and cuddly, and he wanted some cuddles. Aunt Sue laughed. She smiled and nodded. Licked her lips. Oh, God, how gross. He said I’d love making love with them. I told them I’d think about it, then went to my room. I packed and left out the. " A good and kind-hearted girl she may have been but she did have a tendency to get stuck for words at times. "Stay there, I'll go and get you some ginger ale." and off she raced. Fred had more or less given up on the place. He had imagined returning as a conquering hero. Having songs sung about him and stories told about him from generation to generation down the ages. But that fond dream was vanishing quite rapidly. In fact it had all but disappeared. Soon the peculiar earthling animal.