Now that don't make much sense whichever way you look at it.Unless of course -- as I was certain was really the case -- it had been my wife that the b...gger had laid that day. God knows how long the affair had been going on; perhaps he was scared it would all come out in the wash and he'd look like an even bigger arsehole than he actually is. Look, -- like I'd discovered my boss was -- only arseholes go shagging other women outside their marriage and/or women who are married.I pondered on those. It seemed as if half my job was about drugs, and here they had stores on street corners. There were buds in jars, all with cute names, and food and other ‘edibles’ packaged and ready to sell. A very pleasant and helpful clerk asked my preferences and I simply answered that we were just looking. Her nod and smile gave me the impression we weren’t the first tourists overwhelmed by the experience. I looked at Kelly and said, “Is this weird or what?”“Think we’ll ever see this in Matucket?” she. As a marriage gift I booked them on a tour to Shimla, Manali and Dharamsala for 10 days.After they returned, I soon realised that my sex life was getting disturbed and worked overtime to find a jobs for Romit and Ravina in call centres. That was definately a stop gap arrangement and both of them understood and arranged their own accomodation, about 10 – 15 km away and life was smooth once again.It was during second week of december that Garima threw Birthday party for me. Those were chillingly. Ni hi ge tuzi avadti puchi purna ughadi karte raja tuza sati …”asa bolun tyani sadi kamre paryant var keli ni puchi tyachuya donda samor thevli..“Areee waaa rande ekdam mast ahe g tuzi chakuli ..Aaaaaa kai mast ahe tiche he papde… Ni baaapre kai mota ahe g tuzaa danaaaa … Chaau kaaa tulaa ithee… Hhuuaaa mmu uuaaaaaa “ni to maza mate tichi puchi choku lagla aselbkaran tyacha awalbyen band zal ..“Aaaigg. Sssusss melee ggggg aasaa nakkkoo naa karru joraat nakkoooo naaa chaausss .. Haa asaachhh.