Let me start with how things happened that evening that spiced up my life for some months. I reached my flat from office at around 8, to find Aisha in...kitchen helping my roommate (Abhi) in cooking. She was looking damn sexy in t-shirt and tight jeans we greeted ourselves and she informed that Paresh (second roomie) was bringing in wine and beer for us. After some chit chatting, I went in my room to freshen up and changed to t-shirt and shorts. I returned to the living room to learn that the. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I. ” We laughed together as we locked arms and strut into the club. The energy inside was amazing. We got down and dirty on the dance floor. Free drinks were given to us left and right. It was late when we managed to stumble our way back out into the cool night.“I’m not ready to head back to the house.” I told her. “You know where I can score some X?”“Oh yea I know who to call. Anything else you’re looking to buy?”“Umm… I could use a dime bag.” “K. Follow me. I’ll call on the way.” I got in my car. "Welcome back, honey. Did all go okay on Vulcan?" Soval is now first minister and what little of my possessions did not fit in my bag have been deposited in your home. I became concerned when I heard there have been problems with your health." Don't worry, honey. I'm getting better," he said."And don't worry about her possessions either," Charles remarked dryly. "Cath and T'Pau hit the mall like a tornado." That's hard to miss," Trip said with a chuckle. The dress she was wearing was certainly.