A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots two houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He s...es an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours?” and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”An out of work actor gets a call. Maine chupke se unki photos khich li aur kmre se bahar nikal aayi. Fir shaam ka waqt ho gaya maine kaha main apni friend ke ja rahi hu aur ek ghante me aaungi aap khana taiyar rakhna vo boli thik h. Fir main ek ghante bad aayi aur apni friend se dildo, handcuffs, whips, wagerah saman le aayi. Raat ko khana khane ke bad hum kmre me chale gaye. Aunty boli main niche so jati hu maine bola nahi aap uor hi so jao. Thodi der bad unki kharate ki awaz ane lagi jisse meri nind khul gayi. Maine dekhe. I couldn’t get out of my clothes quick enough and sat down on the chair at the end of the bed to watch. ‘Tell me every juicy detail you naughty little slut’ I said. “All in good time.’ Came the reply. ‘But first, I fancy doing something a little different!’ My eyes lit up and my mind raced as I thought I might get to fuck her ass, which I had never been allowed to do before, but she reached into her bag and pulled out two pairs of handcuffs, walked over to me and pulled my hands behind the. You owe me big time on this." No shit," laughed Carrie."Claude, that?s you?" said Jamie, seeing him in the same bridesmaiddress, all made up. "Wow! I can?t believe how amazing you look!" Of course you can darling," said Claude, coming over and hugging him."You saw me dressed up before." But not like this," replied Jamie amazed."Maybe not, and every girl can?t look as good as we special girls doeither," joked Claude. "Now let?s get you changed, so we can all party!" Good, because time is a.