"When we reached the camp she gave me a couple of business cards, "Give them to the boys, maybe they might be interested."The following morning I reco...nted my experience with Scarlet O'Hara, "I just about shit my pants when she told me she was on the game."There was a lot of interest so I handed them her business cards, "Be careful, she's a red head and I reckon she'll give you a run for your money."The boys made full use of Scarlet's 'taxi service' in the following weeks.After that little. Chuck’s Favorite Foods:WhiskeySteel WoolSometimes when Chuck Norris gets tired of Whiskey or steel wool, he’ll eat bread, cheese, tomato paste and a handful of basil, which sounds like a pizza but it’s not because Chuck Norris doesn’t want to give the Italian’s credit.Chuck Norris EncountersOne time for Halloween I was trick or treating and I dressed up like a pussy because you are supposed to dress up in something you are not. I also figured that Chuck Norris would appreciate ironic humor.When. I suppose I had nothing to complain about though, life had been good to me, mostly; I'd had a good marriage that had ended when my wife died of cancer five years back; I had a lovely daughter of seventeen; I'd made enough money to take very early retirement; this was due in part to my wife's life insurance and I would willingly have forsaken the money to have her back again.All in all I suppose I should have been happy with my lot, but the prospect of hitting forty was getting me down.. So then i realised oh fuck i left bob downstairs and its been like 10 - 15 minutesso i quickly got up with shit hanging from my arse, it looked like a tail cause it was the same colour as my skin but if i had eaten fruite pebbles it would have been green and people would of noticedbut anyways i ran downstairs and bob wasnt on the floor anymore when i whent to find bob i found him in the kitchen with an ice pack on his head and he said jeff why did you do that and i said i triipped and he.