" Oh, that's not a good mix — self-pity and alcohol." You worked that out earlier than I did." Or I got luckier than you," Shawna pointed out. "I've...had my moments down on the beach inebriated, too." I came home reeking of booze and another man, and your father walked out. I didn't blame him — couldn't blame him, really. Alice knew, I don't know how. I don't know what happened between them, but next day they put their house on the market. She had a black eye and was limping, but they were. . You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’ The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.’ The priest thought long and hard. I made sure that they left all their stuff behind the desk, even thoughI knew their phones wouldn't work here I didn't want to take chances. "Just follow me." I led the girls through one of the "employee only" doors,then down into the pit, though they didn't know it was the pit, at least notyet. "Sorry about the dirt and grime, this is a working garage and the loungeis kind of hidden away." I turned on as few lights as possible so they wouldn'tget too nervous. When I got them to the pit door,. In reality, I was curious about where their thinking was.There had been some controversy when I announced that Chuck was no longer working for the professor, but was the sole property of Suzy. And if you have a problem with that, talk to her. Nobody did.However, Vincent stepped up and volunteered to take his place.After they had placed 3 or 4, I spoke up. “Doc, have you ever wondered why nobody has ever got a good picture from one of these doodads?”The professor still had me pegged as a trouble.