..tonight was a dud! Tyler came over and apologized to me and poured me a drink...and I returned the apologizes especially when his tips were gonna be...few. He shrugged his shoulders and smiled and said," it is what it is.." He then looked around and then back at me and with a smile and said that he thought I was cute. I said thanks and returned the compliment. So I believe you readers see where this is going so lets get on with the good stuff...but first I was having my first gay kiss with the. “Wha?”“Shhhh.” I said softly, while I peeled her pants down. It was rather difficult to slide them over her hips in that position, but I managed. “What’s your name?” I asked.“Who are you? What-”*Smack*I spanked her bare ass before she could could keep asking pointless questions. I say “bare” but she was wearing panties. Cotton flower-print ones, not quite a thong but they showed a *lot* of cheek. With her jeans pooled around her ankles, shucking those was my next objective.I hooked a finger. She remembered that when she was small her mother used to use it for chopping vegetables when preparing dinner, saying, as she tidied away after washing up ?better put this out of sight at the back of this drawer, we wouldn't want a burglar to find it and murder us in our beds?.?A new wooden knife block was purchased and the largest knife of that set then used for food preparation, but The Knife, with its broad 10 inch blade remained unseen at the back of the drawer. As Laura blossomed into a. "Don't worry, we can cope. Look at those two over there you might get some tips." Effie nodded to two women sitting in one of the bar's booths on the far side of the room."Is that who I think it is?" Coral said, looking across surreptitiously at the slightly built, blonde haired girl that was sipping a cocktail while staring in a dismissive way at her companion."Oh yes," Effie responded, "Astrid Kuchen, author, scriptwriter and all round bitch." Allegedly," Coral giggled. Kuchen was well known.