I had been joking and laughing with my best guy friend Josh, who I’ve always secretly had a crush on, but while we were talking, two of my guy frien...s decided to pick me up and throw me in the pool! I was soaking wet and freezing, so I went upstairs to take a shower and change clothes. When I walked out of the bathroom I could barely walk straight cuz I was still drunk and pretty high.When I was getting changed there was a knock on the door and I assumed it was one of my girl friends, so I. Delia wore a blouse too, but hers had shortsleeves. Then she stepped into slacks that were looser than mine. Theend result was that she looked less girly than I did. We went to thekitchen where she had a spacious picnic basket waiting. There was foodready to be loaded into it and a bottle of red wine already chilled. Iwas starting to get hungry but figured we'd be eating soon. She handedme a folded up, plaid blanket and carried the heavy basket herself. Wewent through the breezeway and. " I'm sorry, you're call woke me up, I thought you said it was a woman.Go on, what happened next?"There's a pause before Walter returns to the story. "As I said, we don'tknow much. There was a lot of gunfire, though there was also a lot ofthunder and lightning so many of the neighbors didn't notice anythingout of the ordinary. At least that's what they told the cops. Anyway,two people were killed, one outside the house and one inside. Neitherone was Hobbes, he survived, darn the luck." Yes.. . Crazy right! He stands there staring at me and say's you know Lisa is not coming home for 3 weeks right? I was like boy get out of here! She called me already and I push Phillip out the bathroom and slam the door.So I send the selfie... Few minutes later I get a picture of a dick! I'm like whoa! Wasn't ready for that. I text back why not send me a picture of your face? I didn't get an answer. I waited for an hour horny as hell. Kept looking at the dick picture. I laid on my bed and started to.