, acha aap ko kya baat karni thiMe- aap ka shukriya aada karna tha ki aap ne humara raaz, raaz hi rehne diyaRani- koi baat nahi vo to ese hiMe- acha a...e bathiye zara kuch aapne bare me bhi bataiyeRani- ( mere bagal me bath gayi) sab thik heAab humari bate shuru ho gayi or baato baato me uske kandhe se kandhe ko ragdne laga or vo ye baat notes kar rahi thi par vo kuch nahi keh rahi thi or bate kiye ja rahi thi phir mene aapna ek per use par se ragadhna chalu kiya vo taabhi kuch nahi keh rahi thi. I get back to my house (A pretty big house, You know, A Foyer, 2 Floors,5 Bathrooms And Bedrooms) My mom and dad were sitting on the couch waiting for me I assume. They Where smiling, "Whats going on..." As i shift my stuff down on a nearby Couch "We have a surprise for you" She was beaming directly at me. My attention was directed away as I saw a girl come walking down the stairs, Wearing a red shirt with a vest over, Bennie cap, and Skinny jeans,And had pinkish red hair."Hey this place. I work for theSalem County Sheriff's Department. I am here on assignment with theCayuga County Sheriff's Department. I was sent here by a request of aclinic that deals in sexual abuse. Work with me and I will see that noharm comes to you. If you don't help me, then I may not be able to helpyou. There is one thing I never lied to you about. I do think you are agreat friend. If you will agree to what I have said just hug me."Nellie asked, "Why the hug?"Nicole said, "The joker who set up my cover. If a woman says do what you want. Do not do what want, standstill. Do not blink. Don’t even agree. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?.