I had just finished my last class of the semester at the community college. At 42, I was going back to school to learn a new career being unemployed d...ring this economic downturn. I had to stop at Wal-Mart to pick up a couple of things for my supper that evening. I don’t know why I decided to stop at this particular Wal-Mart instead of the one in my hometown twenty miles away, but I did. I felt a sense of dread pulling into the parking lot: I used to work at this store six years ago, and there. "It's so cold" I hiss. I am also having trouble pushing it because of my sitting position."You can kneel if it's easier" you say seeing my troubles, with the disinterest of the director of some adult movie.I wish I could say, I get any kind of pleasure, but it has already frozen my insides and I do not feel anything at all."I love to see the water running down your thighs" At least you are enjoying what I'm doing."It's not only water, you know" I lie."Hmmm. If you manage to take all of it in,. .. you know." No," she grinned, "I don't know. Why don't you tell me?" Aw mum," I squirmed in my seat, "come on... you know... kissing and stuff." Ah, you mean sex." She chuckled.My face was blushing so red by now that you could have fried an egg on it, what made it worse was having my own mother talking about the subject with me."Yes." I almost squeaked in reply."I see," she said tilting her head to one side, "and you get laid every date I suppose." Mum!" I squeaked in surprise."Oh dear, have. . things I’ve done with Seth. I like doing them. It’s exciting. And if mom doesn’t mind what’s the harm?”He looked to me for help but I didn’t. I smiled and said, “I wouldn’t mind, if that’s what you’re worried about.”Jeff covered his face with his hands and muttered, “I must have slipped into some strange, parallel universe. These are not the same two beautiful females I’ve known all these years.”Then he put his hands down and said, “It’s time for you kids to go to bed. Go! There are too many.