Most of all, he's always been there to be nice to me, and love me. He helped me grow up into a very pretty and happy young lady. When I was younger, s...metimes my daddy would drink a little with my mommy and then he'd feel guilty and come crawl into bed with me, telling me how sorry he was for being a bad person like mommy. He would always fall asleep holding me close, and every time, I'd wake up in the middle of the night with my little cunny hurting because my daddy was rubbing it in his. I’m just too turned on from the sounds of her enjoyment, knowing that she’s turned on and horny because I was playing with myself. Naked, I stealthily creep over to her bed. In the dim light I see she is on her back with her eyes squeezed shut. Her pajama bottoms are down around her knees and her right hand resting on her auburn patch with the middle finger disappearing in glistening folds. Her pajama top is unbuttoned and her left hand squeezing and kneading the soft firm globe of her left. I wanted step-by-step instructions on how to flirt but instead I’ve been asked to imagine I’m an animal and to flirt with no one else bar myself. When you’ve been single for as long as I have, that novelty has well worn off. So tonight I threw away the rulebook and headed to the gym. It was time to get me some sex with the ex. Ordinarily, when it comes to desirability, Nick wouldn’t have made it into the top five on my list of exes but he does have one advantage over all the others, I know. I walk into the kitchen my ex-wife Natalie is sitting on the counter dressed in loose fitting summer dress tied around her neck. I walk over to her placing my hands on her waist and leaning to kiss her, "I'm so fucking horny," Natalie whispers into my warm, wet mouth, "do me now." I kiss her neck, her smile was full as she feels the brush of my lips on her skin causing goose bumps.She tilted her head and the kisses trailed, as hot as the weather outside What do you think you're doing?", She.