"Yeah. You're NOT going to believe this..." Try me." He's an electrical engineer. Name's Dan Granger." I know 'im. We worked together out of college. ...e stayed back there with another company, and I moved on. I remember him and me talking after one of those big hurricanes, about how it wouldn't be hard to build a house to beat one."Tina looked at me, somewhat bemused. "Oh, here we go again, Alan. Another one of those strange events that drop into our lives." So you've got another sister?" My. She saw him crumple the small bit of paper in his hand and his eyes stared straight at her wonderingly. She smiled inwardly, her note had read, ‘I’m not wearing any panties and there’s probably going to be a wet patch on my stool by the end of class.’ Kit dropped her eyes demurely, pretending to read the paper in her hands. Her heart beat erratically in her chest. Her stomach was a bundle of nerves, now she would see if she’d been right about him, whether she could sway him with a few choice,. “Oh man! What if I checked all the waste baskets from in the house myself, first?” “Could be included in the list of consequences, yes, but do you think you still should have asked your wife too? Was all the recycle taken care of first? Should you wait until the morning to make sure all the recycle and garbage is taken care of. Were you thorough? And remember doing ‘the garbage’ is an easy concept compared to everything else.”“Oh my GAWD! This is not easy.”“No, not easy,” began Branch. “You. Suddenly I hear, What are you doing?! I was startled and jumped to me feet. There is my brother Tyler, just looking and laughing and a bit confused. I was in a bit of a panic. Tyler was 9, and I had no idea how to begin explaining this. All I know is he came in and saw me naked on the floor, lotion on my privates, a still rock hard boner, and a toilet plunger that was obviously somewhere else just previous to him coming in. Get out of here you fucking retard! That was the only thing I managed.