What did I do now?" Morning, Gordy. A little bird phoned me over the weekend and told me I'd been complimented in Darwin. I have my spies everywhere."... laughed. "Even outside Western Australia." Yes. Even in the Territory. Cutting to the chase, I heard that you delivered an impromptu lecture on the effects of climate change and their effect on our country." I guess so. It seemed to be well-received." I was told you were quite impassioned." Let me remain a bit modest." Okay. But would you be. Yeah. I-I've kissed both ofthem -- and more than once, if you really must know." I'm glad you ain't letting those two go _totally_ to waste. I won'task you just how far you let that kissing get. It probably ain't nearfar enough." She looked closely at Bridget. "You do _like_ kissing'em, don't you?" Uh... uh huhn," Bridget admitted, shifting uneasily to avoid Wilma'sgaze. She had been surprised of late at how very much she did likekissing both men."Next time you're alone with one of 'em --. The chief of the joint chiefs feels that you would make anexcellent candidate for my program, and as such we want to give you yourlife back."It all sounded like science fiction to me. 5 Million Dollar Man and thebionic woman sprang to mind, as did the Borg from Star Trek. I let out asmall laugh.The Colonel smiled. "Yes it does seem far fetched, but we have come along way in the last 10 years. If you agree to my terms then I willrebuild you, and you will gain far more than just your limbs in. I walk up to her office door, and I see the light on. But what really shocks me is I can hear a female voice moaning in pleasure. And I hear a constant wetness of something moving back and forth real fast. It sounded sooooooo good. I look close and I realize that her door is cracked so I get as close as I can to it without hitting it. I peek in and I'm BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY !!!!!! I say to myself "oh my god, Mrs Murphy is a transexual". It's true, because I see her legs spread wide open stroking.