$5.00Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day... $2.50Access to support... $1.00I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.Defendant: Judge,...I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn’t interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant’s motion?Public Defender: I’m sorry, Your Honor. I wasn’t listening.What does an atheist say when she’s having an orgasm?“Darwin! Oh, Darwin!”MIND. Cynthia was utterly disgusted at his childish behavior. ‘You have got to be shitting me,’ she mumbled under her breath. So the two walked in the rain out to the parking lot, and Tad apologized for his behavior in the restaurant, and Cynthia told him just to forget about the awful incident, and that they could just grab a bite to eat somewhere and take it back to one of their places and finish the interview there. They agreed it would be at Tad’s place, so as they headed out to where their cars. "Hey dad, i was just showing Kevin around, what are you working on?" asked Hannah as we walked in."I was trying to complete my masterpiece for the fountain" he replied not looking up."What's that?" i asked curiously"Come and see!" my girlfriend said and led me to a large lump under a cloth at the back of the room, then she pulled it back to reveal a large block of rock that had been carved, and now was several naked women lounging in various positions around a large snake that pointed. I had done the dishesthe night before while Rosie was having her private chat with the girls.I began to wonder what that was all about, but the effect of my silkypyjamas on my newly sensitised skin and the ever present stimulation ofthe plug made it hard to gather my wits.I made a pot of tea, knowing that Rosie would appreciate the gesture. Onfurther thought, I added two more cups, and went up to Rosie's room. Iknocked on the door, and was answered with a curt, "Wait!" I waited forseveral.