We were out for a walk and..." Don't try to doubletalk me. You're not going to get by with stealing my girl, either." As I was starting to say before ...ou interrupted me, we were out for a walk and..." I don't give a fuck about your walk. You're fucking her! I know you are!" It was a statement, not a question."You really need to learn to listen, Mel. Your girlfriend's best friend is getting married. Megan's alone here. I am too, and it happens that we like being together. For the first time in. Now don’t get me wrong. I love my sister. And the fact that she’s such a bundle of energy is a part of who she is and what I love about her. But I was thinking some very unsisterly thoughts about her as she dug her elbow into my stomach for the third time and then whacked my wrist with the cast on her arm. I think my chin is going to develop a nice bruise from being knocked with her head.I groaned again and tried to stifle a sob of despair.Sam, my knight in flannel armor, came to my rescue. He. Several months later I was at the Wal-Mart picking up some things when I noticed a disturbance by the front entrance. The loss prevention officer, who I knew, had stopped a girl for shoplifting. As I got a little closer I noticed it was the young girl I had put on probation. He said she was stealing food. I walked over to the officer who told me that he had not called the police but was getting ready to. Kim recognized me through the tears running down her face and called out to me. She told. Sorry." Oh, that's fine. No problem. I just wanted confirmation. This is just the reception, right? I don't have to go to the courthouse and get a license or anything, do I?" Mark had suddenly come alive with his version of wit."Oh, good grief!" There was definitely exasperation in her tone. "No, we don't need a marriage license, unless you want one, of course. You do realize, don't you, that many of the people attending this will be people that were at school with you." Yes, I am sure that.