. I don't know." Well, let me ask you a couple of questions," Dan said. "Do you think it would turn you gay?" No. I mean, you're an OK looking guy for...a dumb jock" -- chuckles all around at this -- "but I'm never gonna get turned on by the thought of YOU naked." Good. Does the idea disgust you?" Not really. Not much that adults can do together disgusts me." Are you worried people might find out?" No. I trust you both about that." Are you afraid it will hurt?" I doubt it would hurt." Are you. I heard a voice from the other end of the hall so I headed in that direction. There was a booth where a very obese man, around his mid-forties, was sitting and sleeping. In front of him on the counter was a small bell. I rang it-“AH! What, wa? Who are you?” The man said after being startled by the bell.-“Hi, I’m Eric. I just arrived with the…”-“With the train yadayadayada, I don’t need much knowin’ ‘bout chu. Where ya headin?” He asked as he sat up straight. -“I’m trying to find this address.”. Lay off the kid, will ya?" Mike's voice wasn't loud, but something in his tone made Gilson hesitate."What's the matter, Murphy? He your pet, or something? He looks old enough to wipe his own... nose." I'm old enough to settle my own arguments, too," Chad broke in calmly, setting down his plate and getting to his feet. "That is, as long as the rest of you promise to keep all three of Gilson's asskissin' buddies off'n my back while I'm at it."The other men around the fire were suddenly alert,. . what didhe hear Samus call it? A cleaver window? Something like that. The skirtreached down to around Link's ankles, with several layers of petticoatsbuilt in. The sleeves reached around the middle of Link's upper arm, withlarge puffy globes the size of Link's head with big loveheartsembroidered onto it.Mentally screaming, Link unzipped the back and stepped into the dress,pulling it up and slipping his hands in the sleeves. He carefullyadjusted it until it looked right, his cleaver window.