I began to strip by removing my bottoms first and then my top. There was no one in the locker room, but the possibility someone could walk in was very...high.The coach saw me as he entered the locker room and quickly lowered the shades. “McGifford, you want me to lose my job?” he chided my son for making me strip this way. He didn’t wait for an answer to his rhetorical question before inferring my son should leave and give him some privacy with me.“When he is done with you, fish out some tight. But my favorite customer, for years I never knew her name. When I first delivered the paper, her daughter was age four or five, and somehow—each time I would collect—and Cindy was home, I would ask, "Cindy, what is the capital of Iowa, West Virginia, etc, etc?". Cindy always knew the answer! One time, I asked her the capital of South Dakota, and she answered, "Pierre". She was correct, but she did not pronounce it "Pear". I said she was wrong, and she told me she wasn't—"It is P-I-E-R-R-E!"Her. Those guys had to releave themselves first then one of my girlfriends went to pee and took what seemed like an hour before comming out.I then went to the bathroom and when I came out my fucking friends left me!I couldnt fucking believe it. Those bitches still hadnt grown up after all these yrs.I called them and they were laughing and they said have fun then hung up.Meen while those guys had a porn on the TV and it was 2 guys doing a fat ass chick like me.I was embarressed nodoubt and said why. His walk took him past two of the worst saloons in town. He soon became the target of all manner of derision from the drunken denizens of said saloons.The Frenchman just ignored the questions of his character, sexual preference and parentage and maintained his dignity as he continued on his journey. That is, until two thugs accosted him from an alley. It was a fatal mistake for the two robbers!So many people think that guns are the only weapons, and they are always wrong. Jean was a master of.