“Eh, don’t take it personally, he’ll jerk off to pretty much anything,” I point out. “He’s right about that! I once jerked off to a video ...f a bunch of guys jerking a horse off.““TMI, Donny! TMI! Why would you share that!?” I ask. “What!? Have you ever seen a horse being jerked off? It’s weirdly erotic!” Donny exclaims. “It’s actually called an Artificial Insemination of a Mare,” Austin says and we all look at him like what the fuck? “What!? My uncle’s a horse breeder,” he admits. Just at that. Her dress was very short and tight. It only covered about 3-4 inches of her thighs. Her legs were short, but her thighs really turned me on. As I stood behind her waiting for the elevator, her dress was so tight over her luscious hips and cute butt cheeks that I could clearly see the outline of a thong under the fabric. As soon as we got in the elevator and the doors closed behind us, we started kissing passionately. I pushed her up against the elevator wall rubbing my chest against the big. "You know what I mean! Fat on top and then skinny with a bottom? You kids have the Internet these days!" The woman continued on excitedly, "And once it's in someone's ass it takes control of them..."The young man looked unimpressed, but the woman continued on, "some say it made people obey orders, some say it changed their personality entirely, and others talk of strange compulsions while wearing it. Some reports even include physical transformations! But always the poor soul with that plug in. Some of the couples do not greet us, and instead they are standing, sitting or lying very still, seeming to gazing into each other’s eyes. I wonder what they are doing. Dionysus who seems to know my every thought says, ‘They are making love, Catriona.’ I am puzzled at this. ‘But they are not coupling… I mean… they aren’t having sexual intercourse.’ ‘Not in the way you have come to understand it, Catriona, but they are more closely bonded than any physical penetrations you have experienced.’ A.