In spite of his advanced age, lack of physical attractiveness and his respected position as Catholic priest, there were those occasional times, when i... the opportunity presented itself, he could and would take note of some of his female parishioners. That particular attention was not so much spiritual, as lustful, especially if that female was the likes of someone as alluring as Mrs. Helga Cooper. While Mrs. Cooper was certainly not young, she had a nice slender shape and possessed a certain. "Hey, you know me. Sexing up guys left and right." That's a hoot. Sajel's had how many boyfriends in her life? I'm sorry, was the correct answer zero? "So how was she?"I blew out breath from pursed cheeks. "Well, honestly... It was great. She was, like, really into it."I felt bad saying anything, because the only other experience I'd had was Sajel, and anything I said might make her feel bad, or think that I had found her lacking. Which wasn't the truth. I may have only had two partners (and. "That's the way dad explained it to me. All I know is that he let me take my pick from the whole lot after I thanked him for the ugly green Oldsmobile that he was going to get for me. It makes you wonder doesn't it?" What do you think about the mess that I'm in?" I wish it hadn't happened Walter. You and I were getting along a lot better while you were gone. I hope we don't have to go back to how it was before."I don't know why I answered him that way. Once he found out about Carla, I was going. Of course she's FUCKING LYING!..." I yelled, "SHE'S MY FUCKING EX-WIFE ... SHE LIES ABOUT ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME!..." Oh Dear! ... Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. And I thought it was just going to be a simple drunken brawl that resulted in a tragic accidental death. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear..."His words echoed through my befuddled brain as the seriousness of the accusation against me resonated in my confused mind."My wife ... My fucking bitch wife ... I might have known she was the cause of all.