I guess I could be exaggerating a bit. I am six feet tall and only fifteen pounds heavier then would be ideal. I enjoy working out, and I am in pretty...good shape for a guy of fifty. My wife likes me without reservation. She has seen me in better shape, and in worse. I like the gym that I joined. It has nationwide membership for the times that I travel. The people that use it are mostly normal people. I can show up, say hi, work out, and leave. No one cares if anyone else is lifting big or small. ” “WE STILL S-SHOULD GO OVER T-THERE AND AT LEAST STAND THERE OR S-SOMETHING.” “WHAT STEPHANIE SAY TO YOU OVER THERE?” Chris asked, changing the subject. “D-DON’T TAKE T-TOO LONG, SHES TRYING TO BANG M-ME,” I staggered out, the liquor finally catching up to me, and my speech. “YEAH YOU’VE DEFINITELY HAD TOO MANY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE IS TRYING TO BANG HER BEFORE YOU DO, AND RITA TOO…” I looked in the direction they were in and noticed that the crowd had cleared, but sure enough. Mom:before we proceed cut the cake.Me:okI cut the cake and placed a piece of it in my mom’s mouth.But my mom took the cream of the cake and applied to my sister’s lips.She said “eat this cake.It would be very tasty”.I immediately put my lips on my sister’s and sucked them for about 20 min.My mom told me to stop.But I didn’t listen to her and kept on sucking those pink lips of my sister.I pressed my sister’s boobs from her t-shirt.I licked them.I am like a wild animal hunting for food now.My mom. I knew I had something they wanted so it was worth keeping until I got an offer I liked. We spent the rest of the day at a high level of sibling hostility.The next day our parents took off again but they planned on tenting in the mountains. The resort manager agreed to keep an eye on the three of us so mom and dad left for a three day and two night trek. We kids were ecstatic! As we watched our parents bicycle away Sam commented “Three days. That old fart over there can’t watch us 24/7, this is.