“Okay, let's pretend that we met by accident at a party and you are standing here with me because you find me vaguely interesting.” “What? Only ...aguely?”“We’ve only just met. We’ll start at vague and see where we go.”“So, you are only vaguely interested in me too?” I shouted, looking theatrically hurt. His eyes washed over me in a semi-comical sexually measuring way. “I could lie and tell you that I find you fascinating, and that I want you to have my children,” he said, as the music suddenly. I like that. I'm gonna do you good. Now, get on all fours."I fell to the floor like a dog. Jake positioned himself behind me and spread my butt crack with his fingers. He ran his tongue from my grundle to my spine three times without touching the hole. Then he paused, and I thought it was over.But it was just a tease. Jake dug his tongue into my asshole and wiggled it. If I hadn't known better, I might've thought he was trying to stick his head up my ass. Which would've been fine with me.. . Why can't I live with one of my friends?" Shikomi asked."Because most of them have unstable homes." Mr. Kirk answered. "And theones who do still can't afford to have you. Jim's mother is a lawyer,and she also happens to be a close friend of mine." So I guess I'm riding home with you?" Shikomi asked, looking over toJim."Yeah, my mother said she'll be working late so she left money forpizza. Meet me here after school and we'll head to my house." My house now too... I guess." Shikomi said. My voice sounded like a squeaky teenage girl. Contacting thedoctor on the phone, he told me my voice was just finding its place andto wait it out.Taking the doctor's advice in another way, I talked to our church choirdirector and asked if I could join. He was concerned about my verysqueaky voice, but said with a little training it should even itselfout.In the meantime, my unemployment was running out, and I had to go outand start looking for a job. It is amazing how many jobs out.