“Are we gonna look at the food or are we gonna eat it!” dad said as he piled up his plate.We all took dads cue and dove into the massive breakfast...mom laid out for us. She had bacon, sausage, that other kind of sausage, eggs, waffles, rice, and french toast, we all had to get a second plate just to get some of everything. I wasted no time eating as I was already starved from going to sleep hungry last night and not eating anything this morning, and I didn’t care how sloppy I looked eating, I. [Status: Finished!]Caffeinated Quickies: Mother's MILF Club (A Faeophobia Short Story) - Claudia is a proper Southern Lady struggling to come to terms with the return of the Fae and their magic to the mortal realm. When she discovers that her handsome son Ash has been flirting with a gorgeous Fae siren only a week before he leaves home for college, she gets flustered. Just to complicate matters Claudia is also hosting a meeting of the notoriously conservative Atlanta Ladies Social Club with a. In fact, I often think that if I could actually suck myself, the urge to be with another man would probably go away altogether. But let's face it; it's easier to find a man to play around with (or so I thought) than to diet and exercise and become trim and flexible enough to suck yourself off.Usually the urge would stay with me several days, maybe even a few weeks, but then eventually go away as other facets of life start taking over. But something was different about this time. For whatever. In the meantime the cops found enough heroin to charge him with possession.”“Oh, God,” Sierra said.“We all pitched in and hired an attorney, who persuaded the judge to put him in a first-time offenders program and if he got clean, they’d expunge the charge. At the same time at the mental hospital they convinced him to commit himself due to the clinical depression and suicide attempt. His psychologist diagnosed him with gender dysphoria and he started reassignment therapy. Charles became Carla..