"Well then," said Doug. "I can't honestly tell you." "Sure you can," said Bob. "We all did." Bob started to say, "I'd make her sit on my..." ... Debbie turned slightly red and said, "So what would you make me do?" "Well, okay," shrugged Doug. "I'd make you lie down on my bed, and then tie you up, and..." "What!" shrieked Linda. "You really want to abuse a girl like that? Use her like a slab of meat?" "Well," Doug stammered, "you all asked and wanted the truth..." The girls. Go inside?" Excuse me?" she replied in a stunned tone of voice. "I most certainly will not have sex with you young man. In spite of everything we've done, I am still your..." I know, I know mom. It doesn't exactly have to be sex. Just think of it as you giving me a handjob like earlier today, but instead of using your hand, it'll be with your vagina instead. Think about it. A handjob with your vagina."She gave her son a puzzled, yet playful look, as she attempted to decode what he had just. " She smiled at me, with a half question, half challenge look in her eyes.What the Hell does that mean? That she does share in some circumstances? The mystery of Alice deepens, I'm just glad I don't have to solve it. And then a thought struck me, "Anyway, who says I'll be going back on the market anytime soon?" Oh, don't tell me that Davinia is going to tame the great Dave Finch. She goes up in my estimation." And she raised her glass in a toast towards Davinia. Thank Goodness, Davinia didn't. But then they decided they would like to have a pretty young female pose for them and had been on the lookout for a likely candidate.Stacey had been sitting on a bench reading a book and enjoying the sunshine in the flower gardens of a local park. It was warm and peaceful afternoon with little distraction beyond the drone of bees busy among the flowers. A shadow had fallen across her, causing her to look up. Stacey found herself looking up at two geeky-looking middle aged men who very politely.