"Oh, no, no!" Charlie laughed. "I'll take that as a compliment, thank you, but I'm about twice her age."Tessa looked him over. Charlie was in his late...thirties, average height, not incredibly handsome, but intelligent and built pretty well. That put Samantha right around Loni's age, and that made Tessa's mind think of possibilities.Loni came over with Samantha, and introductions were made. That's when Tessa noticed that Samantha had green eyes too. Samantha noticed Tessa's eyes as well."Oh now. She plopped into my lap, twisted, and touched her forehead to mine, blue eyes an inch away."I guess we get past this foray into my history, then?" Are you planning on running away with the middle-aged mother of my friend?" Nope. Got me a Kimmy. That's sort of the best thing in the universe." I pulled back a bit. "Tell me, do I LOOK crazy?"That little smile of hers, the mind's working at interstellar speeds when she smiles like that. "No, but you're the guy who's engaged to a teenager." I'd have. SWINGERS TRIPLE XPlayboy's TV show SWING is great, but it could be a lot better with an extra 15 minutes per episode, all of it fucking and all of hardcore XXX with cumshots including creampies. (The same thing can be said of their show FOURSOME.)I'd do my show with less time-wasting nonsense, games that actually made sense and got the women naked and spermed, and would only bring in first-time swinger couples who are committed to going all the way.=====3. THE OLD TIME VARIETY SHOWMost of you. None of my friends were there so I spent an hour there before finally deciding to walk home, even though I had to anyway to get home to babysit my brother while my parents went out.I was only dressed in a pair of black tight jeans, a black shirt with a red stripy t shirt over me, so I was quite cold, my hairs on my arms were standing on end, and my feet were killing me. Overall my day was average but it was about to get MUCH better. As I walked across the main high street road I decided to take.