Thought she wanted to get alone and give me something really special.Boy, was I wrong!We got a pretty good ways from the camp before she spoke again. ...ouple times I thought we were far enough—hell, that was as far as we'd gone a couple times before—but she wouldn't even slow down, just kept going on with me keeping up. Then suddenly she turned to me. On me, more like."Harry," she said—oh, I remember every word of this, haven't ever been able to lose it. It was her face mainly, she was looking. “Did you try what I showed you with your wife?”“Mmmm, yup, when I got home, I thought I’d try it straight away. So I stripped off, got her clothes off, then I thought ‘what do i lay her on’ then I spotted the ironing board. So I lays her on that. Then I thought ‘what do I hold my left testical up with’ I know a piece of string from it to the light fitting, I just got on top of her when the ironing board collapsed. That’s why I’m walking like this.”Paddy goes to the doctor with a problem.“So,. Of course, you are in pain, you aren't talking rationally," the doctor said, turning and walking to the door. Over his shoulder, the doctor ordered, "Keep up his washing treatments. I'll check back later to see if he is in his right mind, if he thrashes about call an orderly." This isn't happening," I thought, as the tendrils of fog retreated from my mind. "I am in the dark ages of medicine, a prisoner of circumstances."Ivy stepped forward again, wetting my lips, giving me enough moisture to. At this point I was still unaware that Ted the neighbour had come home and decided that I would give Owen a naughty treat before he came back out so I slipped of the bikini bottoms and put both of my legs up onto the lounger so that my shaven pussy was totally in view and exposed. Being this naughty was something that we fantasised about and I was getting very wet thinking about Owen getting horny and how naughty it was. When he did come out he nearly split those drinks as he saw me lying there.