”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel ar...ives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air. To maine dobara try kiya thoda zor se dhakka marra ……. mera acha khasa mota lund 2 inch tak uski chut me utar gya…. wo ek dum dard se rone lgi..” ayiiiiiiiiiiiii mummmmyyyyyyy me mur gyiiii……. uiiiiiiiiiii aaaahhh aaaahhhh…. bas nnnniiiikkaal le ,,,,,,,,”Main uski halat dekh kar dar gya but fir maine himmat ker ke 1 or jor ka dhakka maraa too uski aakho me aansu aa gye aur wo jo jor se ro ne lgi aur ayiiii maaa a uiiii maaaa ki awaj nikalne lagi . fir maine uske muh par haath rakh dia aur use. I want to shoot pictures of a great photographer at work. You'll do as a substitute."I ignored the snide comment. "Shouldn't you turn on the flash first?" No. I want to try something I read about a couple of days ago. I want you in silhouette against the lighter background." Well, if it's helping with something educational for you, then I'm glad to be of assistance."She smiled at me. "Cool. You know, you're the greatest uncle ever." But first I think we'd better hobble the horses, or we'll find. In fact thesecond one we looked in had something in the window I had to buy."That," I said pointing to it. "It'll make the perfect Christmas gift forHelmut." Oh yes," chuckled Gerda, "indeed it will."We went inside and bought the item in question, Gerda paying for it to begift-wrapped. The next store we went into sold women's underwear."A gift both Hans and Helmut will really like," she said, "is some newlingerie for us both. Red, I think, since we want it to be seasonallyappropriate. We'll be.