"You guys want to keep playing?" Caleb asked."Sure," Luke said, taking a swig of beer, "If we were playing for money I'd be to sorry for you to have a...y fun." Ahhh ... you're full of shit."I threw a couple of rounds and gradually lost my hat, necklace, and swim trunks. I stood up and yanked the shorts down. My erection was plainly visible to everyone in the room. Luke, who was still wearing his shirt and one shoe, looked at me."Alright, Greg, here's the bet: You win this hand, you get all of. . limp limp dick has a flat soft squishy head and not a point! So where's the point, or I mean what's the point? Oh shit, I don't know what the fuck I mean and you guys are too stoned anyway." And she took another swig of tequila.I struggled to my feet and staggered out of the living room down the hall to the bathroom and just barely made it to the toilet and must have stood there for two minutes peeing a steady stream of piss. I was so drunk that I had to hold on to the towel rack with both. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get it up. We were kissing and touching each other, and it didn’t matter, I couldn’t get hard.My wife was getting upset because we were kissing and that wasn’t working. That is one of her favorite things, so she was a little pissed. Then my wife tried sucking my dick, and that didn’t work either. That frustrated my wife as well. Finally, my wife sat on my face and played with my nipples. This is my favorite activity since I use it to fantasize about the. It wasn’t unpleasant, nor particularly intrusive, and when I didn’t say anything he went all Jake-like and slowly dozed off.When I heard his breathing become deep and even, announcing his slumber, I grinned and was about to make some snide comment to Teri when I realized that she, too, had drifted off. I could feel that same lethargy closing in on me, and, trapped under her soft, warm body and against Jake as I was, it was easy to give in to it and slide into sleep.I awoke with a start sometime.