This seemed like a great opportunity for a bit of "Me time." I loaded up some porn on the tablet, grabbed some tissues and sat down for a good wank. J...st as I was getting into my stride the bedroom door opened and I dived to cover up, porn still playing on the tablet. Laura walked in with a big grin on her face and said "I guessed you would be up to no good! Looks like we are even now!" She explained she had faked a headache to get out of going for a walk. "Do you want me to leave you to it or. "Hi Didi," she said."Treating yourself to some new stockings?" I blushed nervously. Shehadn't spoken particularly quietly and there were several women nearby.She led me over to one of the assistants. "Excuse me," she asked, "pleasecould you check my friend's chest size." The assistant was a littlesurprised, but did as she was asked, with a somewhat amused look on herface. Helen led me over to the racks of bras and selected one. She handedit to me. "Buy this along with your new stockings," she. It’s plain and uneventful. Where once you liked the regularity of your life and the routine of your married existence, you question it now. You beg for excitement and liveliness, for something out of the ordinary to happen but it never does. You’re too afraid to ask Bryan for something new or to change it up in the bedroom for fear of upsetting him. He might think he’s not enough for you or that you need more than what he can offer you.” He had read my thoughts. Derek Greene had read my mind,. .. washed, dried and put away ... it had been a particularly onerous chore, lasagna always burns to glass and it took a bit of work to scrape the cheese off the pan.“Consuelo? Where did the guys go?”“The garage,” she said, “To smoke.”“Vile nasty habit, I’m glad Hairy doesn’t.” I said, “Your truck is gone.”“Wonder where they went?” Consuelo said.I stepped out to the mud room, Edgar’s hat was gone. I opened the converted icebox with the GE compressor top and looked inside.“We’re out of beer,” I.