.. I must say I never found the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with”“Poor little... me and Marge know how it is... these days men are so...strange and douchebags”“I never thought you two were of ‘settling down’. Come on, if I never saw you with each other alone, there is always a man to share your shoulders with... you are total ‘man magnets’”“Victor, it’s true. But we are women and there is a time on our lives that we need to settle down and find the one who we can stay for good. Or on. Stripes of colour in gay disregard to fashion, taste or possible eyesight damage: lime green, fire engine red, hi-lighter blue, screaming orange, lemon yellow and all topped off with a puce pompom on top. He put it on the shivering woman's head. Then moved to the air conditioner on the wall and turned it to maximum heat."Oh god, Mike, there's a plain black one in my bag." Tim's eyes were screwed against the glare of Mike's delightful headwear. Mike just grinned and headed into the bathroom to. As if by pure instinct, I motioned to Ron and suggested that we explore the inland for a while. He agreed, and we veered away from the beach into the forest. Though the undergrowth was thick, we both expressed surprise that it was not nearly as inaccessible as on the other side of the island. In fact, it was almost as if there had once been a path along the route we were taking!As the trees began to hide the sun, the forest took on a mysterious look.Ghostly shadows hung from everywhere, and the. He walks up to the Chinese bartender and says, “give me a Stoli with a twist.”The bartender says, “OK, once upon a time there were 4 bears...”3 dogs are in adjacent cages at the veterinarian. The dogs start discussing their situations.One dog offers, “Man, I really blew it. I chewed up the brand new couch and my owners said it was the last straw, so they brought me here to be put down. What about you guys?”The next dog says, “I bit the mailman for the last time. My owners said they couldn’t.