I think she was suggesting she would go full nuclear and explode like a bomb if I took Betty’s offer.“I do have a waterproof SPF-50 in a spray can...form,” my mom suggested using an aerosol to spray the sun block on everyone.“Nonsense, this is good for the skin! It is so soft and creamy, I love it! I just want to eat it up! I sometimes give myself a facial with it! The phone is water resistant too! We have plenty to go around if anyone is interested since Justin is being shy,” Betty offered in. “It’s kind of like my mom not being able to deal with pressure. Mostly she puts the pressure on herself, but if mom feels pressured, she falls apart. Things like being the hostess for the extended family Christmas dinner are too much for her and she gets such a bad headache she’s immobilized. My dad is all calm and does what needs to be done to get the dinner ready to put on the table, then makes it look like mom did it all. I look at being in love as taking care of each other that way. Believe. .. speaking ofwhich, your father..." she began, only to be interrupted by Roxy who justadored Lisa's mother's sense of humour."Oh my God! Your mom's too cool!" she said staring at her at her bestfriend in awe."It's true, William wasn't born with the biggest Crayola..." shecontinue."Mom!! I don't really want to hear this," Lisa whined, feeling awkwardabout hearing her mother talk about how small her dad's penis was."Oh quit being a prude!" snapped her mother, "Like I was saying, yourfather's. "Is there anything I can do to help, Nan.” “No darling, I am quite organised. I have been so looking forward to this visit. After all, you are my favourite grandson.” “Oh Nan, your only grandson, you mean,” I said laughingly. “Still my favourite though,” she giggled. She then dished up bacon, eggs, hash browns and sausages. She had already set the table so we both sat and ate breakfast, conversing on general issues. She asked about Mom and I told her again that Mom would join us as soon as.