“I’ll confess that part of me is very happy for you and Karen. And part is jealous of her. I wish we could be husband and wife too.”“Maybe we ...an do something about that soon. You do know that we included you in our wedding vows?”“I don’t remember them too much, it seemed to happen so fast, but I think I did hear my name.”“We both mentioned you by name as loving you. I will cherish the love I have for you, Wendy. Also, when we signed our marriage licence, we emphasized the letters in our names. Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car.He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.Today is Friday.If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I've never before heard – I'll let you go..."The old gentleman paused then said, "Thirty three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman;I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper.QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast. I know how to relax. I've been putting things up my bum for as long as I can remember. All sorts of things from dildos to a bunch of twigs. Yeah, I know, twigs. Sometimes I get so horny I don't know what to do with myself. I do, sometimes,like a fairly slender cucumber that's been warmed through in the oven.But cock is rare. I had one tiny one but I was steaming drunk and I had a much larger one but it wasn't for very long at all. My arse is now available for. what's left of, 24 hours to two. "He's a natural born leader. Mind you, being as big as he is, who's going to argue with him?" I've got you to thank for him, Ralph. And Wick looks just as effective, except he's totally different." Yeah ... kind of like a ping pong ball, bouncing all over the place. By the time we get this machinery in place, I have a feeling he's going to know every nut and bolt, top to bottom. We've got Bobby Lee to thank for him. I think those two are going to let me get home a little earlier than I'd.