Tip of the day: blot instead of wiping.The c***dbirth DumpThis one is just too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for this purpose. You...sit there thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and then gets no better. You sweat violently and wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf!" There are only three things you can do: 1. Scream 2. Call an Obstetrician 3. Hope to hell you've got some. I would have assumed she’d had them on for much longer. I didn’t want to ask too many questions or seem overly interested and creep her out. This was a sexual fantasy of mine come to life, but I had be chill...for now. She seemed to feel my hesitancy and I was thankful she filled the pause with her own humor. “Have you ever kissed a girl with braces before?” She joked while she batted her lashes at me “You’re not scared, are you?” followed with a devilish grin that showed them off. My body was. As soon as it touched the skin of my chest a cold shiver ran down myspine. Wow! Maybe this thing really works, I thought as I headed outthe door. I briefly wondered what spell she had used. Then an enginerev and a car horn honked outside signaling Marks arrival.THE CHANGINGJust outside my door I almost bowled over my little sister in thehallway as she was coming out of her room. She was wearing her favoritetutu over blue jeans and a white t-shirt and she had her dolls allspread out over her. Apparently, he always says something naughty like, "...what a waste, I'm going to rip them off you in a few minutes."So, last Thursday, I decided to take Ed on a similar trip. Rose - my Dad's girlfriend - had suggested that far from being gay, he probably just needed arousing from his sexual slumbers. She said that his sexual education might have just been neglected. Just like mine had been, I suppose. She also told me that men who don't get it regularly don't necessarily become more horny, but.