" I wanted to take a shower with Mark, but I knew it would shatter the illusion of my transformation, for him to see me naked. "I'm going to take a qu...ck bath, too."As we walked into the house, I took Mark's hand and led him to the master bathroom. "You can use my shower. I'll use the guest bath," I offered, handing Mark a towel. Then I left him, to get myself freshened up, in the other bathroom.I reclined in the warm water and cleansed the sex from Amber off my body. My legs looked perfectly. The combination of our hard cocks, sweaty bollocks and hairy arses when they're all pounding away. You soon get used to it. You soon get to like it, actually." Yeah, I do like it... kind of. It's just... you know... I've never smelt it before."I inhaled deeply, enjoying the pungent, biting odour of our sexual expression which was starting to fill the room. "For me, this unique smell is a significant part of what I enjoy about intimacy with other men. It's deeply masculine but also powerfully. .. ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, “Your fly is open.”He zipped up and finished his shopping.At the checkout, he. " Well..." Oh, come on. How about if I promise we call him Chris?" Deal. Now put your legs in my lap and I'll rub them for you." Sounds wonderful," she said, slipping off her shoes and pulling up the maternity skirt as she lay her legs across his lap.His hands were gentle as they stroked first her feet and ankles, then made their way to calves and thighs.Her eyes closed and she relaxed, thinking about their life together. Oh, there had been some financial tight spots especially early on, but.