” Listening to her relish each and every punch delivered by her huge nigger boyfriend hurt nearly as much as Lebron’s fists. When he had finally t...red of beating me silly, Lebron turned to Tiffany and said, “Well, you stupid fuckin’ cunt. It’s time to give you what you want, but first I want you to tell this shithead what I told you this afternoon.”She crawled along the floor and then kneeled right in front of me. Facing one another, on our knees, she took hold of my bloody, slobbery face and. On the Thursday i went shopping and as I looked at the carrots for the right shape I looked over at the cucumbers and just felt myself redden thinking about sliding one up between my lips, I got two large carrots and a cucumber that was slim one end but thick the other, the rest of the shopping was done in a daze and I just wanted to get my little friends home, unfortunately when I did get home Geoff called to say he was on his way home. That night I cooked a lovely meal including using up the. Bring them here now. Get my coffee, Sabine. Are you done with that report yet? No, well hurry up, girl. I need it before noon. I'm nothing but a slave for her."My friends were giggling and the one with the phone was snapping pictures of me, full frontal at work, everything but my ass showing.I walked around my desk and out into the hallway and started down it, swinging my hips again and my friends came behind me, giggling and snapping pictures of my bare ass. They were about twenty feet behind. Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.Number 3- All of us could take a lesson.