I’m an outsider who’s an insider, if you get my drift, and I’ve had long talks with Al about how bad our system is. That said, at least it’s n...t the NHS!”“Creaky as it is, we Brits love our NHS. It’s underfunded and under-resourced but we wouldn’t swap it for the world.”“Let’s just say you and I will have some VERY interesting conversations! Before I forget, I wanted to ask if there are specific likes and dislikes you have.”“Likes? Indian food, opera, good music, proper ale, cooking, reading,. .. as if I was pretty.”Are you serious?“Pen, has nobody ever told you you’re pretty?”She sighed, setting her lips in a hard line. “I asked a boy to spring dance, and he laughed at me.”“Oh, Princess, that’s—”“He called me a little girl. He said—”My heart broke. “Penny, sweetheart, that’s not true.”“He said, ‘Go play with your Barbies, little girl.’”“Penny, listen to me.” I held her by the shoulders. “I’m not saying this as your Dad, but as a man. Teenage boys are assholes. In ten years’ time,. “I’m not quite 15,” the fairer, somewhat soft looking blonde-haired boy told her.“Well, my, my, my and what are you two deviant little fuckers doing on an adult chat site?”“Trying to talk to a pretty woman,” the blonde boy told her.“But they look at us and move on,” the other child said.“Are your little dicks hanging out pants?”“No,” they said in unison.“We’re not fag boys,” the blonde kid said.“Stand up,” she insisted. “Let me see from your waist and down below.”The two boys stood. They were. "Just unzip him Alice.." blurted out her husband.I pulled up might tight black wife beater shirt. Just over my hard abs. Her eyes got big as she put her hand on my front right pocket. She outlined my big heavy metal tape measure. "Damn..I thought you were that big for a minute. That a big tape measure. Its Ok honey." said Mrs. Royal. A minute later she gasped as my cargo shorts fell around my ankles. My big metal tape measure hit the floor. The only thing keeping my hard cock from hitting her.