.did you know he’s never been married before?" I said putting on some socks."Yeah, he mentioned that to me. It surprised me. I mean a guy like him. ...akes you wonder?" Right. Anyway, he seemed pretty upset when he mentioned it. I felt pretty bad for the guy. I thought what could I do to help him, ya know?" Umm, well I like to think that letting him sleep with your wife seems plenty enough, don't you think?" Alexis laughed."Right." Damn, didn't see that coming. I put on my favorite Star Wars. ”“Okay: hypothetical. You start to tease me— ... your brother a little. Just a tiny bit, nothing too obvious.”Nod.“I don’t notice.”Nod. It was almost sweet, how innocent my sister thought I was.I guess it’s a credit to how well I hid my true intentions, considering the dirty things I’d gotten her to do ... and the even dirtier things I was planning.“After a week or so, you begin to step it up a bit.”Nod. “Step it up” was a bit of a vague term, but I was going to circle back later and get the. There was no need to get the owner involved.“You don’t seem to understand that I don’t need financing, and I would buy the car outright on my credit card, but I don’t think you are trying to make a reasonable deal here. I believe that the owner will be able to put something in front of me that isn’t a salesman thinking they have two dumb kids in here buying their first sports car,” I told him.After saying the owners changed last fall, they hadn’t met the new owner and only had a phone number. Hey umm Jen can you come over? Sure… I say but I dont really have a choice as she is already pulling me back towards her house. I look around but dont see the truck that her parents drive. Where are youre parents? I ask as she pulls me up the driveway. Theyre out of town for the week, some trip to Florida. I nod as she pulls me into the house and locks the door behind us. She pushes me up against the wall holding my wrist against the wall. I squirm around under her. What are you doing?! I.