I didn’t think I’d be here this long.” I said, “Well, I’m sure that’s right. All you were doing was dropping off flowers, right?” She ...aid, “Yeah.” She said it with some hesitation though, there was something she held back. I said, “What?” She said, “I actually wanted this to happen. I knew she (my wife) was away. Judy told me she was down there with her.” I said, “Oh. How did you know I would go for it?” She said, “Do you really believe I don’t know you’re fucking Judy?” I smiled at. I’m blushing here as I don’t want you to get the wrong idea that I am gay or anything infact apart from kissing and a little touching I am a virgin but I don’t let the girls know that. Embarrassing isn’t it, you experienced people reading this will think I am silly but it’s the way I was brought up. Next there is Valerie or Val, at 24 she is the next oldest and was a part time model actually those that read the top shelf magazines will have seen her posing in there when she was younger. I. The teacher can’t really think of a bad word that starts with that letter. So she calls on him.“U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate.”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a. “Without any panties on?” I question. Again, she nods her head. Then I ask, “How many swats?”“I’m not sure, Sir; that would be up to you. But I think at least thirty … maybe forty … I don’t know … I was a pretty bad girl.”I raise my eyebrows. “And then what?”She blushes. “Well, you could then help me deal with the pain by fucking me until you shoot your hot creamy cum deep in this slut’s needy cunt.”Her coarse language surprises me. My cock is hard and aching again, so I reach down and adjust.