" Q: What’s black, white, and red all over and doesn’t fit through a revolving door? A: A nun with a spear through her head. Q: Why are pubic Hair... so curly? A: So they don’t poke her eye out.Q. What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine. Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it, we’re closed. Q:. Unhae mere pae ab bharosa hone laga tha…Kuch din mae unho ne bataya ki wo bhi ranchi se hai…Aur ghar mae akeli hone kae karan time pass k liye wo iss padh leti.. Unko husband ek government job mae hai aur paisa bohat hai paar wo unhe na time dete na satisfy kar paate… Unka ek bacha tha jo school mae padhta aur abhi chota tha.. Tho kuch ek month chatting kae baad humne milne ka plan bnaya… Humne ek restaurant choose kiya jaha hum dono aram se pahuch saake.. Mae wo restaurant pehle bhi jaa chuka. Help uswith colour and style, please," Zoe conceded and Sue learned a lot abouttheir relationship when Brit wasn't asked for her opinion."With her slim body and pale skin I'm sure I know the colour to go for,"said Sue. "Come choose the styles, Zoe. You can help too, Claire." Theyducked through the curtain leaving Brit standing in his undies andfeeling quite vulnerable. He heard their muted conversation elsewhere inthe shop but could not understand the words.The ten minutes that passed seemed. She couldn't tell what they were doing, exactly, but it looked like they were just talking. Well that was OK. More than OK, really.It freed her to focus on Tyler. The water dripping off his bronze skin. His pecs so muscular and perfect.He put his hands on her bare sides, then without a word he leaned in and pressed his lips to hers. Warm and rough. Hailey felt surrounded by his strength. Let the world just tip forward.At first they were both taut - wrapped around each other. Locked in arms and.